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While Ali watches Lost in her room and waits for her friend Erin to arrive.  Kelly and Jane sit on the couch watching RuPaul’s Drag Race. Kelly sits with her makeshift snuggie she has made out of a blanket, making it look like she is wearing a mock turtle neck minidress and no pants.  They discuss wearing white pumps at a wedding.  The door is then opened by a complete stranger.

Stranger: “Hi”

*Kelly and Jane Stare

Stranger: “Yeah, is this Heather’s house?”

*Kelly continues staring blankly

Jane: “Um, no.”

Stranger: “Oh my god, I’m so sorry she said the door would be open and your door was unlocked…etc”

*Stranger Leaves

Jane: “Well that was weird.”

Kelly: “I know. All I could think was, ‘That’s not Erin.’”

Kelly stands up, locks the door.  Then breaks out in her Native American dance she has been practicing with her fo-snuggie.

After returning home from a bizzare night of drinking upstairs, Kelly and Jane debrief the insanity that went down. Jane gets ready for bed and Kelly goes across the hall to figure shit out. Kelly comes home quietly as to not wake anyone, but, nevertheless Jane hears her and comes barging out… Hysterically crying about Apolo Ohno and hating the other speed skaters. Kelly assures her that he will be on TV, that speed skating will not be gone from his life, and makes up stories that he will coach others to be great. They both proceed to go to bed, where Jane bursts into more tears and when Kelly asks Jane if she wants to talk more, Jane just says she just wants to cry more and says goodnight. Jane then logs on to her computer and demands why her friend Katie is up at this time…

Jane and Ali watch the 1995 animated movie Balto and proceed to cry like babies at the end.